Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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