I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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