look no pants
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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