The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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