Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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