Fuck appropriateness.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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