Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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