Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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