How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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