it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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