Its about making memories worth repressing
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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