Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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