Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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