im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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