Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
