Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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