I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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