when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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