Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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