I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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