we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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