It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
where am i from again
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
