Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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