that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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