i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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