If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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