somebody snuck up and got me drunk
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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