Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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