I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We just shotgunned beers for America
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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