3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Your cock deserves a montage
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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