The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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