Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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