last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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