He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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