I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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