well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The beer is more important than you right now.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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