Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
