you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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