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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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