And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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