Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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