sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My hand turned me down
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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