Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
