my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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