I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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