she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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