That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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