It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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