I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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