i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
