I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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