2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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