i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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