under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I'm really busy with my period
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