I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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