she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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