If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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