No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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