i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Mom said you looked used
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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