I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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